Wish I'd cut a cow in half. Wish I'd grown a human ear on the back of a mouse. Wish I'd invented broccoli. Wish I'd designed the London underground map. Wish I'd created cheese on toast. Wish I'd fused punk and reggae. Wish I'd came up with the Glastonbury festival. Wish I'd done the afro. Wish I'd written Taxi Driver. Wish I discovered America. Wish I'd written the sitar section on the Stones' Paint it Black. Wish I'd made something go viral. Wish I'd invented a new dance. Wish I'd saved a small family of birds from certain death. Wish I'd done that thing about the thing. Wish I'd started a revolution. Wish I'd landed on the moon. Wish I'd done the driverless cars. Wish I'd made that Orange Tango fat man ad. Wish I'd played drums for Jimmi. Wish I could use After Effects. Wish I made anything that Anthony Gormley has made. Wish I'd launched my own range of fair trade coffee. Wish I'd hotwired a French Loaf. Wish I'd made some dodgy 90's rave promos. So much stuff I wish I'd done.
